February 2012
I hate buttons and zippers
you say you're sexy and every guy wants you..
uhstfu:
sorry. you’re like school in July, no class.
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks
Holy shit listening to the sound of rain from my...
Im in heaven
That moment when you don't know if something on...
You just be staring at it like…
That moment when you don't know if something on...
You just be staring at it like…
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
meowchan:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Whenever I see my cat licking himself I can’t help but think “damn he’s gonna throw that up on my carpet later”
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
